I've heard that there is more money spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimer's research.

Does this means that in the near future, there will be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them?

The things I worry about.

OMG! The mental picture that conjured is priceless, db!

Oh damn! How am I gonna get this pic outta my head now???

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

lmao....DB you crack me up.

~Eliza

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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

*busy writing down instructions for future use*

(just in case.... I like to be prepared. )

Aren't those things suppose to point north??

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LMAO Teddy!

Maybe I'll tatoo instructions to mine so I don't forget where I put the instructions!

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"Old man, how is it that you can hear these things?

Young man, how is it that you do not?"

Oh good thinking ex.... I hadn't thought of where to keep the instructions.

AAAAAHAHAHAH! That´s a funny thought.
But let me write it down before I forget it.

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Read my lips
Watch all the words that drips
If you not care
Don’t even dare
To say what I am
Without dismiss the picture of me from the canvas