LMAO @ IakaraokeGirl !!!!!!!! go easy on that girl she's new here!!!!!!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

I thought I *was* being nice by not sending anything nasty to her mailbox.

Welcome, okiegirl. Guess I *did* forget to mention that!

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

JESUS H. CHRIST!!!!!

OHHHH NOOOOOOO.....I tried again and guess what??? I got it too!!

"Bad news will be brought to you by mail"


The darn thing is contagious!!!!!

where's IAK at? hehehehe

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

LOL!!!! It definitely has it in for us!


I'll stay away from your postal carrier, too.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

"Evil thoughts come from your heart"

Sounds about right!

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

"You will soon be drowning in the great waters"

Earthquake season is upon us and I do live on the cliff overlooking the ocean!!!!

"If you do something right the first time, nobody will appreciate how difficult it was."

That's the story of my life, that and the fact I don't sell myself, geez!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

You have an untrustworthy smile and an insidious nature.

Beware the dark mechanical bird

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Well, it got one of them right.
“It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”



You can send them all to me. They won't even be noticed on the pile. lol What the hell..... winter is coming. I need something for in the fire place.

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You or a friend will be gravely ill in the next year.

Well now I have an excuse about why I never have time to make new friends. I'm just being thoughtfull!

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XOXO

"You will have social problems within your home"





Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I have a 12 year old

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"Those who fail to properly care for cars and trucks risk being run over while asleep in bed."

Hmm... well, at least I take care of my car... so I guess I am safe.

On the next try I got the same as Sharni...
"You have an unusually repulsive personality."

OK... I'll admit that i then looked at a bunch more of them... maybe something to do with that personality of mine

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

IAKG, same message ...

"An evil message or letter is on its way to you."

Hmmmmm .... I hope there's money with it.