Gotta know this: when was your most embarrassing hard-on?

Mine would probably be when I walked into my old World History teacher's room for the first time, her being drop-dead GORGEOUS.. :devilish:

__________________
Slave To The Metal!

Mine would have to be walking with my (now ex-wife) through a shopping mall. I had boxers on that day instead of jocks. Big mistake. The silk rubbing on my penis was enough to get things going. In the end I had to sit down to hide it.

__________________
My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

Gotta be the age old at the pool. Lots of girls in bikini's. Grandma tells me to come out of the pool for lunch. I wasn't about to move.

Oh man, hadn't even thought about it in years. I was dating a young lady and things were going OK but sex hadn't entered the picture. We'd gotten in from a date and were smooching in her front yard. I notice my boner seemed a little freer than usual... fortunately the lights were low cuz when I glanced down he was standing there at attention in full view! My pants were unzipped. I managed to corral him kind of awkwardly and she pretended not to notice but I was embarrassed. I think I was 20 or so. She was 18 I think.

__________________
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

That would be answering the motel room door when the firemen wanted to evacuate because of reports of smoke.

And no...it wasn't because I hadn't used lube! Smartasses!

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I ate my way through a fire alarm once LOL in a motel in Myrtle Beach... it was sooooo relieved to find out it was a false alarm. What can I say, Aussie treats are so good you don't want to stop!

__________________
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

cause you said "guys only"~ I'll take my embarassingly arroused nipples and post elsewhere

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Not so fast, maybe you can hide them.

Quick...shove them into my mouth!




Ummm.........I was talking to Lilith. lmfao

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

the one that showed up about 10 minutes late LOL

In a grocery store.Ralphs I think it was.I poped in for a couple of items wearing only a sweat suit.Draw string pants and a hooded zippered up top.The lady in front of me in line was about 42 and gorgeous.She wore an off the shoulder sweater and no brassiere. When she bend down to pick up the last of her items, SCHWIIING!!!!!!! it was tent city. She must have seen it,because she gave me a smile......

__________________
Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

*Fervently thanking God that the cock I worship and adore does NOT grow on my body* (am also very thankful that wet pussies aren't as obvious as hard cocks are!)

__________________
Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

The most embarassed I got was when I was in my twenties. Back then, most guys used to wear speedos to the beach. I would get a perfectly normal response to attractive females and it was amply evident in the suit, much to my embarassment. I usually found my towel and laid down on my stomach till the erection subsided. Thats why I used to get most of my sunburns on my back. :nopics:

__________________
Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Years ago when I went to the Doctor to get my nuts cut. A nurse shaved me and I got hard. She just looked at me and smiled. "It happens all the time", she said.

__________________
Hot Erotic Wife Sharing, Cuckold & Interracial Stories

Real swingers meet here. Free Membership

"Share your Wife so other men can enjoy her too"

i know i know you said guys only but curiousity got the better of me! as it always does

um... could someone enlighten me as to why one gets their 'nuts cut'???

i feel very nieve... lol

__________________
*~ya have to look past my horns to see my halo~*


never hurts to get a bit Playful1-ce every now and again

...till the wheels fall off

...sometimes you gotta go through something to get to something...

I suspect he's talking about a vasectomy. That would be my guess anyway.

Not sure when my most embarrassing experience was since just about anytime in a public place could cause a bit of nervousness. Pool or beach and swimsuits probably the most likely since there's less concealment.