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Old 08-30-2003, 03:37 AM
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Found this last night..... not sure if it's been posted before, but I thought it was quite amusing!!


"A computer was something on TV
From a Science Fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the father of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

A Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu."

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Old 08-30-2003, 03:57 AM
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Cute...one to be saved.

Thanks for the Saturday morning giggle.
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Old 08-30-2003, 05:20 AM
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DM, thank you. That is terrific. Already sent it to my kids and morning coffee buddies.
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Old 08-30-2003, 06:36 AM
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Old 08-30-2003, 07:45 AM
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very good DM
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Old 08-30-2003, 08:04 AM
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Grrrrrrrrrrr8 mate Woof!!!

Any onr remember the grosby slippers advt?

Loved the article DM
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Old 08-30-2003, 10:04 AM
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that was really cute
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Old 08-31-2003, 03:49 AM
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Seen it before...but tis still a great read!!

And yep GG...i remember the ad *LOL*
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Seems like we just recycle the same words but give them different meanings.Very funny. Enjoyed it.
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LOL...thanks DM
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