...receive oral sex from a member of the opposite sex for nothing or receive oral sex from a member of the same sex for $500,000?

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

i need the cash so............... however if i did not need the cash i would say opposite sex.

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If it feels good do it and fuck what anyone else says.

half a mil is half a mil... plus I still get to have some so fun... bring it on!

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

I will just buy a powerball ticket... and stick to the opposite sex

hmmm..It says recieve....so if someone is gonna pay to pleasure me...they could be big fuzzy and blue and be employed by Sesame Street for all I care.

ok, who missed me?

Sure been missing all you Pixie Pervies. :lust:

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"When I'm good I'm very, very good~but when I'm bad, I'm perfect."

*Throws his hand up*

I did, I did

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

it would have to be opposite for me

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

I'm straight as an arrow.........but business is business!!!
For half a mill, I'd make his toes curl!

(God, I'm soooo broke)

Except I got the winning one for Wednesday from the Hoosier lottery

I'll take the money and a hot chick...even though I'm straight as an arrow as well.

Then I'd GIVE the money to Kim to keep Pixies runnin' FINE!

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

With $250 million in the pot I could BUY some hot chicks! (May be the only way to get any interesting action all calendar year to boot! :P )


Oh okay, maybe not.

Actually if I won that kinda money and was making donations I think I'd start with medical and environmental charities first, then technology (fund some open source projects perhaps).

I already do it with members of the same sex anyway.

This sounds more like it should have been directed at the guys..........

I'd take the money and enjoy even more!

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
E. E. Cummings

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Well, I am very curious about being with another woman...yet I love oral from a man... can I choose both and just get half the cash??

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

How about a shemale for a quarter of a mil?

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller