I've heard of people calling in at work for a "Mental Health Day". I wonder how an employer would react to me calling in for a "Sexual Health Day"?

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I imagine they'd look at you differently.

I also imagine that they'd be imagining you on your hands & knees begging for cock.





Ok, that may just be me imagining that.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Great idea! I get two personal days besides sick days at my new job. I will use them purely for sexscapades!

Probably better than they would if you held an orgy at your workplace.

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As a boss if a guy called in and said he needed a Sexual Health day I'd fire his ass.
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Now if a lady called in I'd tell her to come on in and we would talk about it.
Dam, Did I say that?

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Sounds like a visit to the blue light clinic to me.

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Hey, now there's an idea! I might not have retired.

Isn't that funny? Up on this side of the world it's called "the red light district".

*giggle*

The "blue light clinic" might be something you'd find at a Home Depot "do-it-yourself" demonstration.

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