Everyone of you, with the exception of Pink Flames and Flying Squirrel, are in trouble for insubordination.

The beating will continnue until my morale improves!


I made one request and not one of you saw fit to carry it out. I've been away WITH internet access for 4 days only to discover some dumb ass person who owns the net in Franklin , NC is a Bible thumper and blocks ALL PORN from the main server for the entire town so no perving for me. Then I come home to find ****NO SEXY PIC THREAD****

WTF mates?????????????????????

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

*hides from Lil's wrath*

Blocks porn....WTF???? That is just worng on soooooo many levels!

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Why else even have internet????

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

*LOL* Well i rarely look up 'educational' material. So i guess i use the net for 'other' stuff *LOL*

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Beats me!

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Eudaimonia

The internet is for porn,
the internet is for porn.
Why you think the 'net was born?
Porn, porn, porn.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Finally!! I haven't had a good spanking in ages. *Bends over and pulls down panties*

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Spank away baby!!

Me?!?! Insubordination?!?!?

Never.

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What town in Afghanistan did you say the Taliban had decided YOU will abide by THEIR beliefs?

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There are a lot of things you can do with the internet.

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Sorry Lil, I wasn't aware. I know it is no excuse.

*Bends over*

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

Themi01 reluctantly bends over and bares his behind

ha ha now that it's come to gettin' lickins' you all suddenly want to follow directions! [soup nazi voice] No spanks for you![/soup nazi voice]

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Look at it this way Lil, we'd rather perv with you than without you. You should feel loved because of this, and forgive us for following your instructions in your absence.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf