I may be slow but damn if I haven't finally figured it out! The reason men put in their profiles that they enjoy...long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and good movies is ..........

If they put what they really enjoyed....Beer, scratching their ass and watching football, they would never find a woman!

Then again, if I see a man's profile that says he enjoys the walks on the beach at sunset, etc...I'm usually thinking..what stupid bitch is gonna actually believe that?

Just felt like sharing...

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Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Please don't get me started!

~I might be what you're looking for.
~Show me a pic, it's only fair.
~Let's take a bike ride on the boardwalk.

So many cliches & catchphrases!

I'd prefer to drink beer and scratch his ass while he tries to concentrate on football

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What about those of us who don't like beer, football, and our own ass? I like cars, nature, and poon tang .

.....yep, know exactly what ya mean....i think i've finally deciphered all that BS tho....it's a type of shorthand....here's my interpretations:

loves long walks on the beach really means>>>> walk this way, i've already scouted out a secluded spot, we can have sex

loves candlelight dinners and wine, really means>>>> i'm schmoozing and i'm gonna get you drunk, we can have sex

loves to cuddle and just watch tv, really means>>>>> we can have sex


anybody else got any other good ideas for all that dribble they spout?

Give them sex first...it fucks up their plan

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Did that once and it fucked up my plans for 7 years!

oh! Maybe not then

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I love reading profiles....some of the best humor!

Like...some I have met!

Lonely widower seeking special someone- He forgot he had a someone at home.
Seeking a lady who is employed- ditto...was on welfare
Not seeking serious comittment- married or just wants some action
Wants to be friends first- yes and last with fucking in between
Loves family- yes especially putting the eyes on my 29 year old daughter
Ready to move on with his life- and move into my house
I travel alot for work- he was going to be in my area and wanted to "make an appointment".

I am in no way bashing men. I love men.....just a few examples of the types I have run into in the past! I have heard many bad things about females too.

But having read this far, I may as well comment.

For the Record, I really DO loves long walks on secludud beaches - gets us away from all the idiots out there.

I also enjoy a romantic candelight dinner for 2 - at a restaraunt - so I don't have to help wash the dishes.

And I REALLY enjoy cuddling and watching TV - now shut up and give me back my remote!

LOL, seriously tho, there are afew of us guys that DO like the musshy stuff!

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The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Right, cuddling and watching TV......usually in that order.

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Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Ladies, I'm glad to see that you know exactly what I'm talking about here!!

Gentlemen, we know you are sexy teddy bears at heart, but given you a hard time in this thread, well it's just so easy! lmao

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Gotta keep my priorities straight, right hon? I'll let you keep everything else straight, ok? :d:

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Uh Huh...........and you know I can keep things VERY straight. All I need is the opportunity, sweetie!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

OH NO TT! now they know we're onto there sly ways and it was so much fun letting them think they had us all fooled