Do you have a paticularly funny moment or memorable moment that lead up you having sex or caused you to have sex?


I really dont have any truly funny moment, although one memorable moment was me and my gf laying in bed half asleep. She was having a fantasy about a paticular person in a movie. I leaned over and said some things too her, cant remember what it was, but then she rolled over and started to give me head. She said afterwards that she didnt wake up until she was sucking on it

I remember at a Christmas party once I was sat next to a friend I worked with, someone hung a piece of mistletoe above our heads........of course being good friends we gave each other a little kiss......then a bigger kiss........then a bigger longer kiss.......then longer kiss with tongues.......then more kisses.....later that night we went on to have sex

Never underestimate the power of mistletoe !!!

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Was he (your friend) as cute as you, Fussy?




LOL......JK! Had to be said!

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this actually happened two days ago..
I was at my friends house - we have been friends for ages and there was always a little sexual tension between us but she has been going out with this guy for about 6 years (19 years old).. We both got drunk and stoned then i started tickling her, our mouths brushed, then brushed again.. then stayed

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Does a girl playing Nirvana's 'Rape Me' count?

We didn't have sex but we did some naughty things without our clothes. *LOL*

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

a friend of many years and i were out walking, checking out garage sales when it started to rain....as my place was the closest we went there, and proceeded to dry out.
Before we really knew it we were both standing naked in front of each other (her and i had never even kissed before, we were just pals), and about five minutes later we were on the bed making mad monkey love.

Have no idea why it happened but it was good :0P

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Does being drunk count???

Was at a convention one time in Birmingham Alabama. Met this really cute lady at a party that night (they had provided buses for us to and from the party so we could drink like fish and not have to worry about driving). Anyway, the conversation was really just normal stuff the entire night. When we got back to the hotel, we stepped into a glass elevator that ran outside the building. We were the only two people in it. After we passed the third floor, something just came over us and suddenly we were french kissing. That stopped as soon as we stepped out of the elevator and we were laughing at "how did that happen?".

So we end up back at her room were we are just talking. Then she gets up to go to the bathroom but leaves the door open. So, after she gets done peeing, I walk in on her with her pants halfway up her legs. We start to laugh (a good drunken laugh) and we start kissing again. Next thing you know, I am sitting on the potty, cock at full attention, as she is lowering herself down on my rock hard cock. We were half laughing, half moaning as we had a good drunken fuck.

Afterwards, she looks at me and says (again) "how did that happen?". We both just busted out laughing!

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I have twice had sex with men dressed in drag

One was during high school we had a beauty contest where the football players dressed as women and I took one home to dress him up. I took off my clothes as he put some of them on and voila we ended up all over eachother in the typical frantic teenage style.

And once with another guy who was dressed up for Halloween.

Does this make me a lesbian? Both made hideously ugly women too btw

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I was just reading these posts and had no intention of replying to this thread but boy, has reading this thread made me soooo horny and hot....

What a good subject starter airhog....

HornyLass
xoxox

:fly:

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Yeah, but now we want to hear from you HornyLass. *S*

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

Sorry to disapoint but since I'm kinda new to sex (I'm only 19)
I don't have any funny moments just yet but maybe in a few years time I will.
(note to self: Check this thread in 1-2 years time)
Hornylass
xoxo
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I don't remember one that lead up to sex but I remember one after sex. My wife and I once had sex in a secluded place at a public city park. After we were done we ended up noticing that around the bend, only a few yards from us, were a couple of Amish families fishing. If they moved just a few more feet they might have gotten a real eye full of what was going on further down the trail.

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You can't fool me because I'm a moron.

I played college football at a very small school, and our team trainer was a gorgeous grad student from the bigger school in town.

I turned an ankle during practice, and she drove me back to the locker room to examine it. I had to strip to just my sanitary shorts (kinda like padded bike shorts), and for some inexplicable reason, I had a raging hard-on that she couldn't help but notice.

She was trying not to laugh the whole time, and to kind of lighten the embarrasing atmosphere, I said that perhaps she also check for a pulled groin muscle. She playfully reached for my crotch, and I thrust to meet her hand. Right there on the trainer's table, I was given the most exquisite hand job I have ever had in my life!

That was fun though....maybe we should do it again soon

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