I am going to die on September 22, 2032 at the age of 69 years old!!!

That's only 29 years away!!
I have sooo much left to do!!!



On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Drowning (16%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)


When will you DIE?

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Oh, why did I look? Now I'm going to sit around thinking about it for the next 42 years!

I'm afraid I'm expected to decend to hell on January 25, 2045 at the barely mature age of 77 years old.

I'm expected to pass on under the following circumstances:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Can anyone picture a 77 year old hairless man with an alien probe in his sphincter expiring of a heart attack while giving himself a hummer? That's me.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 1, 2051
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Homicide (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Lovediva,

I can expect to die on: May 12, 2033 at the age of 80 years old.

What a burden it is to know the future!

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Eudaimonia

You can expect to die on:
July 22, 2044
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)

February 7, 2049
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
just one question whats team sex and is it a Olympic sport

Is there something deathly wrong with this thread? I posted my stats and I see axe was the last one to post but I can only see the first two posts.

I think it's pilot error steph.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 14, 2013
at the age of 51 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Electrolysis (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)



SHEEEEITT!!! Better make the most of things, while I'm still here!!!

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 26, 2008
at the age of 59 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Suicide (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)



Well, y'all better enjoy me while you can, since I've only got 5 yrs left.............

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 4, 2053
at the age of 72 years old.

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

I am shedding my mortal coils on 3 September 2032 at the ripe age of 79 of atuo-erotic asphyxiation.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

May 27, 2023
at the age of 54 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Suicide (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)


I have always said I will die in my 50's. I've always known I was not a long termer here.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 2, 2035
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)


LMAO. I better get busy, too.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

February 2, 2059
at the age of 82 years old.


...Must be the clean living.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney