ha ha I like that one^^^











stay there.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Taxes done. I am currently having a meltdown about workload, though...my boss is being pushy as Hell. Aren't 70 hours a week and me doing 2 jobs enough for him?!??

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

to the new corporate America.

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New?

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Eudaimonia

That my kid didn't answer a single text or phone call until 7:00pm!! Someday I'm just gonna stop giving a rats ass.


Not really, but dang it all!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I quit giving a rat's ass a long time ago. The exchange rate is shit.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

drama

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~Tainted Love~

Wilderness staying an hour and a half late at work, the night I need to meet my dad an hour away from here. We'll only be getting home after midnight now!!!!!!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

The kid deciding to sit and sulk when I'm trying to hurry her up for school.

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A CAR in MOTORCYCLE parking, and I don't mean oh he's taking up one spot next to car parking. Nope, he was taking up three motorcycle spots in the middle of our little section.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

If he wants to be a motorcycle, take his two extra wheels to the cops for him to reclaim.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

... and don't forget to let the air out of both of them.

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Eudaimonia

actually yesterday- my crank shaft sensor decided to just do whatever it please while I was driving down the road @ 40 mph. Scared me to death. Then of course the 1600 bucks I was quoted for the repairs.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Same here, except a he instead of a she. Seems to be a "theme" for my teenager lately

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To those that understand, I extend my hand. To the doubtful I demand, take me as I am!

Oh I'm going to start carrying a valve core remover so that I can let the air out of the tire by loosening the valve core and leaving it that way. Then when they go to air up the tires it just blows back out. Usually people just take up the slots by the car parking, but this was obviously done on purpose and not because of lack of space in the lot.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf