Ok here's another ...

I think I've seen a thread where you determine your porn name. I've always used the formula of your pet's name (or a pet you had at one time) and the street you grew up on.

Mine is: PACKER CARLISLE

Then, make a porn movie name to star in (hopefully with one of those titles that is a parody of a real movie)

PACKER CARLISLE in ONE SPOO OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST


I'm also currently in production for: THE WADFATHER

:yellghst:

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"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

Funny Coach

Using your formula of street name and pet:

Name: Onyx Park

Movie: Onyx Park in Lawrence of your labia.

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My wife's name would be:

Keifer Olive starring in Guys and Inflatable Dolls

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

ok~

Bee-Bee Easy

starring in~

Dirty Dozen

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mista bone

in

ass-ass-ins

not big on anal myself butt............

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My neighbor's name is:

Cocoa McLean

Starring in:

Mr. MaGoo Mask

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

Two of my good friends:

Buddah Bradley

in..................

Bradley does Bangledesh

Tigger Lee in Star Whores

Harry Beavers

In........................


The Beaverly Hill-Billies

I thought that formula was for drag queen names....any who....
My name would be Tweety Tenderfoot in
Indiana Bones and the Quest for the Big O

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Love that name Txn.

Thinking back, my old G/F would have been:
LUCKY BRANDYWINE

Starring in:
Queer and Pleasant Stranger

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

My neighbor would be

Boobies Anthony in Silverdildo

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Bobby Kershaw ,Starring in "Kershaw's FudgePackers"

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Me as

Sandy Lancaster starring in....Forrest Hump!