If you had to involve (directly) one type of food in your next sexual act, what would you choose?

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Pudding mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Something sticky, maybe carmel

There's always room for Jello

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Hmm.... He really, really likes chocolate...

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

whipped cream

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Whipped osuche?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I was thinking last night that the yogurt and mint dip they serve at my Indian restaurant is worthy of being smeared over my honey's soft skin.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Chocolate

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Eudaimonia

How about this one?

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cheese and pimento dip

uh...again!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Nutella.

Nutella® (pronounced "new-tell-uh"), The Original Creamy, Chocolaty Hazelnut
Spread™, is a deliciously unique spread made from cocoa, hazelnuts, and skim
milk, that is Spreadably Delicious.

I have used this and it was a lot of fun

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

honey

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Well since my next sexual act will more than likely be a solo performance I suppose I'll go with Hostess orange cupcakes. A little extra frosting never hurts anything.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus