....than have sex with Brad Pitt.


Who would rather mow the lawn than have sex with?

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Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with Justin Timberlake.

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I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with either Brad Pitt or Justin Timberlake.

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Eudaimonia

I hate mowing the lawn. And Brad is kinda cute. But before I commit myself to an answer...are we talking about a one shot deal? Or is he gonna want me to put out every week?

Hell, my wife would be willing to mow the law for a chance to see me and Brad Pitt together.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Hell, I would mow the lawn to see that, and I've never mowed a day in my life! :lust:

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~ I need someone really bad .... are you really bad? ~

White Lace
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~ If I were your woman
and you were my man
You'd have no other woman
You'd be weak as lamb ~

~Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.~

I'd mow a football field to see WI and Brad and Aqua getting it on!

I would rather mow the lawn than sleep with Jerry Springer.

I would rather mow the lawn than sleep with Bette Midler or Barbra Strisand (sp?) Those two women make my teeth itch every time I see or hear them on TV.

Nope... not even during one of the longest dry spells in recorded human history could you get me drunk enough to sleep with them.

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

I have allergies--BAD allergies. I'm on five medications currently and am getting ready to start shots. I'm allergic to all trees, all outdoor molds, AND all grasses.

But I would *still* rather mow the lawn than have sex with Mick Jagger. Ewwwwww!

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

i'd rather mow than have sex with joan rivers

I'd rather mow the lawn every day for the rest of my life than have sex w/President Bush.

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Communication is the key.

Loulabelle,

I was being a smartass, but I think you've tapped into something here.

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Eudaimonia

Well... Ok.... BUT, it has to be one of those old school push mowers. And you have to be naked. And we get to watch you mow. And take a shower after. (And you better drop that soap at least once)

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I'd rather mow lawn than have sex with ......... gimme a week i'll get back to ya..

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I'm with ya skip... I can't think of anyone (female anyway) that I would put aside so I could mow the lawn. Not yet anyway.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Hey Aqua...to hell with lawnmowers! The cash registers are ringing! Pay per view? LMAO

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.