Hi all

New to Pixies, so please bare, er.....I mean bear with me. Having read some of the forum ideas I have come up with an idea for a game.

On a recent long car drive the wife and I played a game called Mrs Browns Shopping basket, which you may or may not be familiar with - it is basically a memory game whereby you need to remember the items in the basket. Not so good for a forum, however I suggest a game whereby each item maybe used "innocently" but also not so innocently. (spelling?)

each submission must be preceded by the sentence " today I went shopping and in my basket I put.........."


Each Item you "put" must have a good and a not so good reason....

Hope that make sense?

So as my choice I will say

"Today I went shopping and in my basket I put a Digital Camera"
Because I would like to take family holiday photo's
I really bought the camera because I would like to take shots of my wife for Pixies Forums.


Kind of a lame game - but go with it

Today I went shopping and put in my basketa digital camera and.....batteries.
I said they were for the kid's game boys but they are really for my vibrator

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Today I went shopping and put into my basket a box of Kleenex. Said the nose was running, but truth is, the cock was cumming.

(Welcome to Pixies Humpty)

today I went shopping and in my basket I put some cucumbers. I said I wanted to make one last summer salad but actually I need one to replace my broken dildo.

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Today I went shopping and I put in my basket some duct tape. I told the cashier it was for my husbands toolkit, but really it was for my husband's toykit.

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more than a handful

today i went shopping and i bought some rope. I said it was for the car in emergencies.....but it was really to tie down my lusty girlfriend

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Today i went shopping for some melting chocolate. I said it was for a cake I was baking..........but it was really for me to spread all over my boyfriend and then lick it off.

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~ Nikki ~

"In love there are no rules".......Bono

today I went shopping and in my basket I put..........whip cream and cherry sauce, told them i was making a cherry whip cream pie, when my boyfriend really is getting a cherry clit whipped cream pie **Yum**

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I'm sorry...the voices in your head have informed me that they don't like you!

~*~Wisper~*~

~Hugz, Love, & Chicken Grease!~

today I went shopping and in my basket I put a bottle of honey, told them I was going to use it on sandwiches and my cereal, when really I want to rub it on my man's chest and then taste something sweet!

Today I went shopping for a plastic table cloth. I said we were going to have a picnic, but I really wanted to keep the chocolate syrup off the carpet when my wife and I started playing "Eat the Sundae."

today i went shopping and i bought some candles. i said it was for when the power went out, but it really was just a cheap sex toy for my girlfriend

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Today I went shopping and I put in my basket some sexy underwear. I said it was a present for someone but it was really for a wild night of passion I'm planning on having.......

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~ Nikki ~

"In love there are no rules".......Bono

Today I went shopping and put in my basket a six=pack of cold beer. I had to drink one straight away to stop myself from cumming in my pants at the thought of Nikki and Wispa and Jjjjbo rubbing their shopping over themselves and their lovers.

Today I went shopping and put in my basket some candles. I said they were in case the lights go out, but really I am gonna light them and let the hot wax drip over my nipples and breasts from high above my body!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Today I went shopping and put in my basket a large bottle of baby lotion. I said it was to help nappy rash on my young infant. I don't have a baby, so the lotion is all miiiiiiiiinnnnnne.

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