09-30-2001, 08:36 AM
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Oldfart...you just made my morning!!!! LOL You are simply too much!!!
And M45.... I love going fishing!! Never know what type of worm I will use!!!!!  
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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09-30-2001, 08:26 PM
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Anyone have one just as active like this one ???? [/QUOTE]
Welll Diva... I know you could make mine that active and more!!!! |
09-30-2001, 08:34 PM
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MORE????? OMG!! This I gotta see!!!! 
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-01-2001, 06:04 AM
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Has Left Pixies for GOOD
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i dont know if ppl here would liek this one but here goes
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10-01-2001, 05:14 PM
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Can anyone guess what sperm think about on their journey????
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-02-2001, 10:35 AM
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ROTFLMAO DIVA!!
Self sex!!
Yes sir..I think most of us men here at Pixies do that alot!
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10-02-2001, 09:05 PM
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~~Amazing what goes on in a sauna full of men~~
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first
man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him curiously.
"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second
man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes
he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps
out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with
a piece of toilet paper extending from his
rear. The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
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10-02-2001, 11:40 PM
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Turn it up!
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This is a fountain in Amsterdam, seems to get a lot of attention from the ladies...
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10-02-2001, 11:47 PM
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Turn it up!
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Horse shopping
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse."How will I recognize him?" he asks.
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment,"
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
"A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth.Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella
up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin pretty
mad at this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally angry at this point, the
rancher grabs him under his arm and jams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ta-ta, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing."Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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10-03-2001, 07:28 AM
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Irish-cam?
Irish,
Trust this naughty bloke wasn't you.
Just green with envy.
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10-03-2001, 07:34 AM
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Moderation
Sadly, moderation is creeping up on us all.
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10-03-2001, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
MORE????? OMG!! This I gotta see!!!!
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Anytime Diva.. just say when. But I do wrok better live though. :-) |
10-03-2001, 06:55 PM
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a couple to get back at all the male jokes
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10-03-2001, 06:56 PM
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the second one
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10-03-2001, 08:12 PM
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Hey Prophet...............WHEN
Better be before we get this old!!
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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