Happy Towel Day to all the Hoopy Froods out there! (You know who you are)

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

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Eudaimonia

Never want to be without your towel ... that's for sure.

To Magrathea!

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Needs a translator.....

No you don't Teddy. You just need a Babblefish.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

I'm not certain that Teddy Bear wants to understand Vogon Poetry, though.

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Eudaimonia

TB must not have been a big fan of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galazy ... or so I would guess.

Oh well, I think you can still buy the five books of the trilogy in hardback.

You can. I have it in paperback.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?? I have heard of it but never read it. Five books? I'll see if I can get ahold of the first one and go from there.

Was looking for a summer-take to the beach-book. Thank you.

It's a hoot, 195% better than the movie.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

You speak truly.

Actually, Teddy Bear, you'll probably only find three books ... the fourth and fifth were only in the single volume 5-book edition. The three were: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; So Long and Thanks for all the Fish; and, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Thanks DB.

So after I read that i'll know about towel day?

You'll get that in the first book. All three are hilarious ... so after you get the towel it's just pure enjoyment.

Thank you everyone.