If you could be the house cat or lap dog of any person on earth, whose would you choose to be?

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Damn Sal, tough one!

I'll have to narrow it down from Halle Berry, Emily Deschanel, Amanda Peet, Jenny McCarthy, Adrienne Barbeau, Lauren Bacall, Linda Cohn, Pink and a couple of other ladies that I won't mention by name for fear of getting myself in trouble.

Not sure if I'd be a kitty or lap dog though. And now that I think of it, I can probably come up with quite a few more from which to narrow down my list.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm not the pet type. I could do guard dog maybe.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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Don't hate...

Paris Hilton?

Come on you know that dog is damned spoiled.

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ha ha...I almost wrote Tinkerbelle

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Jealous? She seems to treat that dog pretty well. I'd love to be spoiled that rotten.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Vaclav Havel

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Steven Tyler's lap puppy here! *snuggle*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I would be Matthew McConaughey's lap dog, even though, I'm really more of a cat type person. However, I wouldn't want my faithful owner to being out and about while I snoozed on his pillow. Being a doggie gets me ridin' in the front seat of his pick-up truck with my head resting comfortably on his crotch.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

You wanna be my bitch?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

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