....to answer the question...yep...been to that almost to painful to continue...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Again, I must confess..... I get the giggles at the most inoppoutunate times...... something about men in pain I think......

I am evil..................

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Cheyanne---You're the first person,besides me,that knew what a
"taint" was!You're dating yourself! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Irish, I am just well educated... LOL

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

All these stories are making me woozy. It's like watching someone get kicked in the nuts...a guy can't help but squirm seeing that happen to somebody else.

I'll never forget the night my wife and I learned that we are unable to enjoy "Reverse Cowgirl". Still makes me cringe at the thought. I just don't bend that way.

And I also know what a "taint" is.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

No way Irish! I even posted a thread a while back on the magic of "the taint".....LOL! Just a little 411, hun!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

yeah...been there. Hurts to think about it....

rabbit

So thanks Lixy for reminding us

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*it's all Christine's fault

If it is bent enough to rip the ligaments right off the pubic bone it is commonly called "fractured penis." It is painful X100. It needs surgery and then you have to take drugs for about 4 months so you don't get an erection or it might tear off again.

Not a good thing.

Be carefull kiddies.

anyone who is into rimming, knows about the taint.

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Mind what poeple do not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.
Terry Goodkind, Wizzards Fifth Rule

There are two things a real man likes--danger and play;and he likes woman because she is the most dangerous of playthings.
Nietzsche


Monogamy does not have to mean Monotony

Speaking of fractures......When I tended bar a customer told me a story once. You have to listen to alot of stories when you're a bartender. Anyway.....he once told me that his penis was broken. I thought he was joking because he wasn't a young man. He said he was serious......and that he had broke it. I listened. He said that when he was a younger man he would get erections at the most inopportune times and in his day this was VERY unacceptable, especially when he was around a young lady he was trying to court. Her father would have killed him had he'd seen it happen......so one day when "it" popped up unexpectedly, he went to the bathroom and took it in his hands like a handful of spaghetti and in one fell swoop he snapped it. I don't even have a penis and when he told me this I cringed and crossed my legs! I think he was serious because he went on to explain the pain and his visit to the hospital and how he's never been the same since............as if I didn't know that part already! And the capper? He never did get the girl he was courting. I didn't say it aloud, but I thought to myself.......maybe she wanted a man with a penis that wasn't broken! LOL!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

OMG... you guys are making me cringe.....

Lixy - I used to tend bar as well......... never heard a story like that one at all... lol and believe me, I have heard them...

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Yep...been there, done that....

We got a little crazy and things went horribly wrong...heard a pop, then I saw bright lights, and then felt a pain I can not describe. (Second only to those damn kidney stones I had a while back.) I digress...

I had to go to the doc the next day, it was so bad. Took me about 4-5 days to get back to even close to normal.

sounds like a story to me lixy I think he was just hoping you offer a little TLC

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

He was a sweet old man Booger......and I did offer TLC in the form of a free beer and an ear. He came in alot......and he was very personable. He never made an advance that was "inappropriate" (and did I mention it was an exotic dancer's bar?....and so his thoughts could have gone there, but they never did) and I was always glad to see him. Call me a sucker but even if it was just a "story"......it was very interesting and his company was always welcome.

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~