I'd trade a full body massage, finishing with a blow job, for the sizzling sex.

And if there are any complaints, returns and refunds are permissible!

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

*bump*

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I'd trade my dark secrets for some really sizzling sex.

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I would trade a weekend of construction work. I'll bring my toolbelt & work on whatever you need done.

And then we're doin it!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

My blackberry - oh wait - I couldn't get here without it so that won't work.

How about some good.... Ribs????