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PUSSY DEFINITIONS
* Expensive pussy.....Most pussy falls into this definition.
This can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500. dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts and shirts with Greek letters on them.
Advantages: If you can afford it, go for it.
Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it. Find one that's not looking for money and believes her pussy she the best.
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* Cheap pussy....Very, very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours.
Can be recognized by the following - will sometimes pay for dinner, sometimes buys you gifts, understands when you are broke, will call you, wants sex often, easily hurt, but shakes it off.
Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed lady, faithful, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're damn lucky if you find this, and damn stupid if you let it slip away.
Disadvantages: Wants commitment, sometimes too possessive, can keep you from the tasks of finding other pussy, and she's too popular because other men want her too.
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* Hired pussy....Hangs out or found in places your Mom told you to never go to.
Recognized by scanty clothes and come-hither looks. Hair usually needs coloring at the roots and feet look bad with unkempt toenails. Wants a relationship, but only if she can find a man with some, not a lot, of money to bring her up in the world.
Advantages: You don't have to stick around. After she's got you, she will want to play with others; girls and boys. But, this gives you free time to do what you want to do. She won't care what you look like or if you are clean or if you want to do it with your socks on. Be yourself.
Disadvantages: Risk of disease is extremely high. Also not clean and smells of mildew. Usually will cost you a lot more in the long run. Stay away from slut pussy, pretending to be ladies.
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* Virgin pussy.....This type is getting rarer by each day.
Is recognized by age, conservative clothes, good manners and a distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage and children. However, will cause you more problems as you go along. More than often the frustration level is high, as Virgin pussy tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason.
Advantages: Risk of disease is very, very, very low. Will offer a tight fit, until she has children. Will love you with undying love for the first year.
Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, will cause discomfort upon use, not very imaginative, not very good at using birth control. Usually not worth it, unless you are into that sort of thing.
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* Party Pussy....Found at bars and at parties.
Recognized by a glass of wine or beer in one hand and bloodshot eyes. Will engage in group festivities, while completely ripped. Expense usually covers the cost of drinks. Make sure you are not ripped, as to better enjoy the show and not get caught on her stage.
Advantages: Easy to obtain by many, unless you are real unlucky. But with this girl, money can get you everywhere.
Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not usually remain faithful. Will loose content with you very soon; money or not. Often this kind of pussy is not worth it, unless you like empty pockets and a broken heart.
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* Innocent Nympho Pussy.....Rare. Recognized by being in a small and sweet package.
Enjoys sex, wants to learn more, but not real knowledgeable with oral or anal, but would possibly go there. Will not give in easy, but when she does, you are in for a hell of a surprise. Often mistaken for Virgin pussy, but not as expensive in the long run.
Advantages: Sex can be blissful. Personality exciting and loads of laughs. Always worth it. Keep it if you can.
Disadvantages: Wants to talk, even if you are tired and had too much to drink. May or may not be faithful, depending on your efforts in keeping her happy in the heart.
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* Frigid Pussy.....Less rare. Like Virgin pussy, only that this pussy will not yield no matter what.
Any expense involved in trying to make this pussy work is simply a waste of your time and life...(Unless you are into self affiction.)
Advantages: There are none.
Disadvanages: Too many to list. Never worth it. Once you recognize it...run away.
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* Nutsy Pussy.....Psychological problems. Recognized by the fact that she will go out with you, then spill her problems on you.
Will give in for no apparent reason, then get mad and blame it on you, because she did give in. Needs reassuring at all times and needs to be #1...even before you. May tend to kill you while you sleep. Usually found as a quiet co- worker. Obviously she doesn't want to lose her job.
Advantages: Easy.
Disavantages: Wants her way a lot. Change of personality at the drop of a hat, especially when she gets drunk, which usually is a lot. Doesn't want to go too much effort for any one else. Not worth it, unless you don't value your life.
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