The weatherman on the local midday news. He just told us that it really isn't too bad out there today. His next sentence was, "The wind chill factor right now in Cedar Rapids is -19." What a moron!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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Many minutes during my dinner with a good friend

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The Bush Administration.

The last three jokes in the jokes thread.

The thought of 20/20 doing a story on the fad of men locking their testicles in padlocks.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Is it being filmed at my place?????

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

If you're holding the keys then I guess yeah, it will be filmed at your place.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Watching what just may be the dumbest movie ever made. It's called Zardoz. It was released in 1974 and stars Sean Connery. It's nearly impossible to do it justice with words.

It's set in the 23rd Century and Connery is a member of a society known as the Brutals. These people worship a giant stone head known as Zardoz. He ends up amongst a civilation known as the Eternals who have "evolved" to the point where they no longer need sex because they all live forever. OMG it was so damn bad it was good.

"The gun is good. The penis is evil."

Gotta thank TinTennessee for recommending that one to me last week. It was absolutely worth the wait for Netflix to get it to me. She definitely was right on target with her review of it for me.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

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I'm still laughing just thinking about it PF. Oh my god what a flick.

Sad thing is I'll probably watch it another couple of times before I return it.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Let me know if you get it after the re-watches.

Maybe this is where the third time is the charm. After my second viewing, I was more confused than after the first. I just figured it was either an English movie or 'art'















( <---- can't waite until Lou finds this post )

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Oh, it was definitely art PF.

A 90 minute phone conversation I just finished with my mom and stepdad. Mom talked about everything from Kobe Bryant, Michael Waltrip and how the new coffee maker drives their parakeet crazy to whether I remembered a trip to the doctor's office when I was three years old. Dad was more interested in how the furnace is running in the house and whether or not I had decided how to finish the hardwood floors. They both agreed though that the new Thai food place down the block from them just isn't quite as good as the Chinese place it replaced. And the real kicker was that we never even got around to talking about the topic I called to talk about; whether or not that had decided to come back here for a visit or not.

Oh yeah, they were both concerned that the University of Illinois can no longer have the dancing Indian chief at the football and basketball games too. God, I love them.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

how my monster charmed all the peeps in line at wendy's; he was misbehaving and all they could say was "he's soooooooo cute and funny"

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Were they saying it with clinched teeth and without lip movement?

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I had an absolutely crazy dream. In it, I was a surgeon performing a lung transplant. I was also the patient on the table. When I got into the procedure I found out exactly what was causing all the problems I've had with my lungs all my life......... they were vacuum cleaner bags. I remember saying in the dream, "Huh, well this explains a little bit."

Sure would be great if they found such an easy fix for me when I actually do have the surgery.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus