03-30-2004, 09:06 PM
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Campaign!
You may know they've released John Hinckley from the mental facility
for unsupervised visits to his parents home on weekends. For those of
you who may be too young to remember John Hinckley shot President Ronald
Reagan to
impress the actress Jodie Foster. This is such a nice letter from the
President:
THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON D.C.
Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington, DC
Dear John:
Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in
recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you
are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at
the hospital reports that you are doing fine
I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I
would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents.
I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital,
you would let us know.
By the way John, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
President, United States of America
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03-30-2004, 09:10 PM
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This campaign has gotten SO dirty,that I thought that you guys,
would enjoy this e-mail,that I just got! Irish
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03-30-2004, 09:56 PM
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Now that is humor! Lol
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03-30-2004, 11:22 PM
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Funny one Irish
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03-30-2004, 11:46 PM
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oh, that is just so wrong on so many levels.
I love it.
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03-31-2004, 05:41 AM
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Good one Irish.
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03-31-2004, 05:58 AM
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I'm just impressed that G.W spelled everything correctly!
LOLOLOL!
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03-31-2004, 07:53 AM
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Irish,
I am pleased to see that the standards of American civility have been maintained over the years since the shooting occurred.
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03-31-2004, 09:32 AM
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We have standards?
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03-31-2004, 03:10 PM
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THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON D.C.
Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington, DC
Dear John:
Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in
recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you
are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at
the hospital reports that you are doing fine
I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I
would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents.
I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital,
you would let us know.
By the way John, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
President, United States of America
PS: Chuck Heston hopes you enjoy the grapes and the AKM.
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03-31-2004, 03:23 PM
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Catch22---Chuck Heston,supposedly has Alshiemers(sp?)now.
People joke about it but my mothers cousin,doesn't even know who her son is!My 92yr old mother,can't picture my father,& they
were married for over 50yrs.I would rather be dead than be like that.My mother doesn't even remember,giving birth to me!She knows that I'm her son,but that's it. Irish
P.S.Just relating.Your addition,is funny!
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03-31-2004, 03:42 PM
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LMAO. That is just too funny.
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03-31-2004, 04:09 PM
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Too funny.
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03-31-2004, 07:45 PM
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Will they issue him with a free travel card (for commuting, of
course, you cynics)?
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03-31-2004, 10:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Irish
Catch22---Chuck Heston,supposedly has Alshiemers(sp?)now.
People joke about it but my mothers cousin,doesn't even know who her son is!My 92yr old mother,can't picture my father,& they
were married for over 50yrs.I would rather be dead than be like that.My mother doesn't even remember,giving birth to me!She knows that I'm her son,but that's it. Irish
P.S.Just relating.Your addition,is funny!
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I know Irish. I am a aged care nurse an have seen what that does to people.
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