Why?

Why are they so itchy tonite?

*scritch scratch scritchy scritch*



Maybe it's the weather, huh?

Solutions? Answers? Problem solving? Help me out here.

Obviously, you need a moisturizer... allow me to spread some lotion on them... you just lay back and let me do the work...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Damn the dry skin.....


as Scotz says use moisturizer...loads and loads of liberal doses of it.

I need to get greasy?


Cool.

I can do that.

Maybe you're preggers...........

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Very funny.


Ha ha.







Don't be scaring me like that! Besides, I don't think you can get pregnant thru the computer....

or....

can you?

If you can ... I'm done for


It was prolly that damn clown LMAO!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

*giggle* I told my g/f I was going to get her preggers vicariously after having sex with Souls.... unfortunately for her (poor lesbian) she is very open to suggestions and well... she's skipped *lol* she's FREAKING I'm evil

But I'm cute!
Kyttn

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-Ain't we just.

OMG You DIDN'T tell her that REALLY did you? LOL LOL

Poor dear.



And Lilith...those CLOWNS! I KNOW!!! Damn them all to Heck!

RandyGal

Is it the left or right nipple?

If it's the left you should be receiving attention, right for giving.

Works for hands and money, they say.

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Oldfart, it's the left.


I'm ready. Who's available?

I am..I am...

lotion works, but take it from one who has breast fed..... a tiny bit of petrolium jelly is the best for itching, dry nipples. Hope this has helped.

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If you won't listen to reason, there's always... Towanda!... Kathy Bates~Fried Green Tomatoes

me thinks maybe you might need to show us the problem first. Then we can all agree on the proper Diagnosis.

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I think quisath is right.If we can see then we can show even more sympathy towards the lovely nipples.