In the fiting room at my local department store whe tring on leather and lingerie......

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

P.R.---You have more fantasys then I do!Congratulations!I didn't
think that was possible.Trying for the"Dirty Old Man"award?
Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

but I know theold lady in the stall next to us would hear me moaning

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

to all you boys who helped me pick out my Valentine's outfit. I took all of your advice into consideration and then did something completely different. It was a glorious evening of slow sizzling sex and I owe each of you a big wet kiss for helping me make the most of it!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Sorry i didn't see this thread sooner, but i'll put in my 2cents anyway.
Lilith, when my Mom was remarried, we all pitched in and got them a honeymoon suite at a hotel close to the Grand Canyon in ARIZONA. However we also got to their luggage before they could leave and stuffed it with gag gifts. One of these was a few rubber toys, a whip, and............CHERRY FLAVORED, EDIBLE, UNDERWEAR FOR HIM AHD HER!!!!
When they came back we asked how they enjoyed the ''snacks''
we provided and they turned beet-red and just mumbled about paybacks being hell!!! lol!!! SSOOOOO have fun with that one if ya want and don't worry about the calories!!!!!!!

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

which just to shows to go ya, it's the surprise factor, not the color or style, that makes it work! Not sure how we actually helped, but I'll take a big wet kiss anytime!

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Should I plant one on every delivery boy I see just in case one of them happens to be you?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

You win ding ding ding! Now what would be an appropriate prize for such a good answer?.................

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes