A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and
mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who
explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over
$5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and

we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a Man here and three

days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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OMG....do you think if I took my MIL on vacation, I could count on that happening??????

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*giggles* cute joke. I needed a laugh.

Sharni---I wish that you told me that would work,in 1965,when I
got married! Irish

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lol -- good one!

thanks!!

Sharni, Sharni, Sharni...you should be ASHAMED of yourself for telling that one!


lmao

Thx for the laugh Sharni

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LMAO and then realizing I am a mother in law!

ROFL I love it!

LOL! I like both my mother's in law (hubbies mom and step mom)...but this is funny anyway!

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Completely, utterly tasteless, & polically incorrect....


& I love it....

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What he said ^^

I happen to really like my mother in law, lol

Never argue with Scotz.

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Hehehehe....I would have needed that tip if I'd married my ex - I couldn't stand his family!

Thankfully, my new Mum-in-law is fab - I love her and the rest of the family.

They're coming down to meet my family this weekend too! Eeek!

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I think we need a "rant about your obscure relatives" thread! Lol My mother in law is either my best friend or she hates me. She can't make up her mind apparently.

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