04-08-2005, 05:03 AM
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Wu Hu
I saw them putting a factoid on a show called "Love Lounge" on MTV tonight (just channel surfing) ... they said that the Empress Wu Hu (of a dynasty ... but don't remember which dynasty it was) required visiting dignataries to give her oral sex in order to pay homage to her ....
Does anyone else get a good chuckle out of that .... I mean "Wu Hu" Wooo Hooo!!!!  just had to share that one! |
04-08-2005, 05:25 AM
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/me starts looking for a kingdom so I can get some homage. 
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04-08-2005, 06:09 AM
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04-08-2005, 07:28 AM
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Lilith,
Where does the line form for those paying homage? :lust:
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04-08-2005, 07:43 AM
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/me respectfully proposes the title "Empress Hu Hu" and takes his place in line.
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04-08-2005, 09:29 AM
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Candidacy? You think we're going to bother with an election? 
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04-08-2005, 09:38 AM
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If you look hard enough you can find anything on WWW:
"One of history's most flamboyant human recipients of oral pleasure was the notorious Empress Wu Hu, who ruled China during the T'ang Dynasty. Wu Hu decreed that all visiting dignitaries pay homage to her Imperial Highness by performing cunnilingus upon her royal puss. Paintings depict Wu Hu holding her big ornate robes open, as a handsome nobleman kneels before her, lavishly applying his lips to the imperial pleasure palace between her thighs. "
A custom that I think should be re-instated immediately and not just for royalty
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04-08-2005, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by fzzy
Does anyone else get a good chuckle out of that .... I mean "Wu Hu" Wooo Hooo!!!! just had to share that one!
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i think that must be where the expression came from
/me respectfully requests to become one of mistress lilith's hand maidens |
04-08-2005, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by wyndhy
i think that must be where the expression came from
/me respectfully requests to become one of mistress lilith's hand maidens |
Maiden Hiney Hu? |
04-08-2005, 10:50 AM
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04-08-2005, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by osuche
/me starts looking for a kingdom so I can get some homage. |
I pronouce you The Empress of San Fran, so now we can pay homage 
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04-08-2005, 11:45 AM
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better yet...maiden hu hu |
04-08-2005, 12:14 PM
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it's good to be an empress |
04-08-2005, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Glyndwr
If you look hard enough you can find anything on WWW:
"One of history's most flamboyant human recipients of oral pleasure was the notorious Empress Wu Hu, who ruled China during the T'ang Dynasty. Wu Hu decreed that all visiting dignitaries pay homage to her Imperial Highness by performing cunnilingus upon her royal puss. Paintings depict Wu Hu holding her big ornate robes open, as a handsome nobleman kneels before her, lavishly applying his lips to the imperial pleasure palace between her thighs. "
A custom that I think should be re-instated immediately and not just for royalty
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Did anyone else notice that she was from the "tang" dynasty?
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Though I am different from you,
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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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04-08-2005, 02:18 PM
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