Who's that stranger coming our way ... grinning from ear to ear.
Must be Pantyfanatic, it is THAT time of the year!
He's counting the candles on that big, scrumptuous cake.
Anticipating a crowd on the momentous date.
He's celebrating his arrival on this planet Earth,
A celebration including some merry ol' mirth!

Let's join him, I say,
And sing out with glee,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PF,
From all ... and ME!

Still 39? I'll join you in a few weeks.

Ron