Am I the only one who had no idea that we have Napolean's penis on display here in the U.S.of A.??????? Does anyone else find it disturbing that if you are a famous male, your boys could float around in a mason jar, preserved for all of eternity???? Why do we not have vibes called "the Rasputin"????




Warning: Photo included at the top of the article.
Museum hosts Rasputin's Penis Exhibit

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I'd like women to fondly say-"Remember Irishs penis?"but I draw
the line at having it on display,in a museam.I can see the caption,
under it."But it was cold out!Haven't you ever heard of shrinkage?" Irish

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30 cm's? Mine wouldn't measure that long if I started the tape halfway up the crack of my ass! That's reason alone to be in a museum!

That having been said...I'm inclined to agree with Irish. (the part about being remembered, that is!) Let's be honest here...though I like it, and it is important to me, nobody else is gonna pay good money to see my dork in a jar! If so...where the hell are you while I'm alive?

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Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Was it here that I ready someone stole the plaster of paris cast of Maradona's penis from his museum? (he's a great soccer player from Argentina)

Thats nearly 12 inches for those of you who were curious.

I'm still have not been convenced that there is no sex after death, so I'm gonna take mine with me, Just In Case.

You never know, there may be a Pixies in the Afterlife.

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Lilith you were not the only one. I had NO idea.

And theres no way I'd go see it. Rather have one attached to a living, breathing man!! TYVM

Ummm GROSS!

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30 centemetres? Mine is only 19 cm...Did you know that John Dillenger's penis is supposed to be at the Smithsonian Museum? In a mason jar filled with fermaldhide.

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Sure that's not "firm-aldehyde"?


<----- runs out of the room before the beatings commence!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

OK, that just wasn't attractive. Put me RIGHT off.

Gonna have to go peek at the guy's offerings here to remember why I like boys .

<~~~~~~~~~~Does this help, Ginger?

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I'm speechless.

How horrible to get your member dismembered upon death! That is just terrible to then have it be displayed for all to see! Ginger was so right, I'll need to take a peek again at our Pixie men so I can be relieved at the sight of some alive and sexy penises!

(Now where is Napoleon's displayed? My sick curiosity is getting the best of me!)

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Thats just too much.... enough to give everyone the willies... I will have visions of dismembered penis's (peni?) dancing in my head now..... ewwwwwww

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i want to take my pecker to the grave with me