So if a very flattulent man was standing in the woods and a tree fell, would it stink?

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who's around to smell it?

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Not necessarily, unless, of course, his flatulence resulted in a gaseous discharge within range of functioning nostrils. But, thanks for asking.

Only if he claps with one hand

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Only if a woman said so

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nope.......cause the whooshing of the tree falling would blow it away

Ummmm...what is a whoos???

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Depends on how important this man is!

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I have to dissagree with you there.... I live with some one that you have discribed... and all I can say is that even when he is gone you know he was there......... and it does make you eyes water too....

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Only if it forms an isosceles triangle.

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More importantly, if he says something, & his wife isn't there to correct him, is he still wrong?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

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Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

of course

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Just Plain EWWWWWWWWWWW!!

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when life hand you an orange make SCREW DRIVERS

Eventually.

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.

Trees don't stink when they fall....(which is how this sentence is worded)***

But..........there would be a "stink" in a couple of days if the tree fell on the flatulent man and killed him...............and he didn't even tell his wife he was going to the woods!



***Sorry bout that..........I knew I should have been an English teacher! LOL!

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