Reminds me of what a friend used to say...
"Yup, he's a real fart smeller..."

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

If you had time to do it twice, you had time to do it right the first time...


Live and let live.


It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.


If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.


Don't worry, be happy !

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

I like the truncated idea too!!
"Well, Blow me... "

Here's a quote form General Patton:
"The test of success is not what you do when your on top. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."

And a few more famous phrases...
--Give it some juice!
--Freshly squeezed!
--Slippery when wet!

A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.


--kathy

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Two are better then one!

One of my favourite quotes from Stan Laurel."You can lead a horse to water,but a pencil must be lead." I don't know if it qualifies for this post,but I always thought it was funny.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

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Two are better then one!

Just imagine what you'd've said shortly before that famous plop, plop, fizz, fizz. . .


"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"



thanx fer the "CCOZ"

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

I hate to be the one to post this but.........and this one time at band camp.....................

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Catch and I are already planning to be the randiest old couple at the nursing home.



--kathy

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Two are better then one!

All for one, and one for all

Already got one paw on the chicken coop

The walls have ears

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
-- Author Unknown


okey dokey, now did one of you guys write this about me and Catch?
--kathy

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Two are better then one!

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. --- Carl Sagan

My favorite Yoggi Berra (Baseball player) quotes

"It ain't over till it's over."
" I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head."
"In baseball, you don't know nothin'."
"How can you think and hit at the same time?"
"Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"
"You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: - "He must have made that before he died"
"You can observe a lot just by watchin'."
"A nickel isn't worth a dime today"
After seeing the opera Tosca, Yogi remarked, "I really liked it, even the music was nice"
"If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them"
"Nobody goes there anymore its too crowded"
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future"
"I want to thank you for making this day necessary." -- On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947.
"Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time.
"I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four."
And last but not least

"It get's pretty dark out there during those night games "

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright till they speak.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf