just joking. But seriously, I've been crazy horny the last few days and can't find anything to relieve it. Normal methods are not doing the trick this time.

Any suggestions?

P.S. hope this is not too personal

Cybersex is a pretty safe bet.

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cybersex and online Webcamming can be exciting


and maybe pick up a new toy for yourself

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

Yup, cant agree more with those two...Cyber sex and toys...but have you ever tried phone sex it can be quite hot also (though I haven't had it in a long while).

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It's a BOY!!

Especially with ^^^^^^^him!

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I realize I'm setting myself up to get blasted... but I know how I'm personally wired, so I want to share my opinion and possibly spare you some potential grief.

Cybersex, webcamming, phone sex... Lonelyarmywife, if you're truly in a committed relationship, think twice before going there. Especially one on one. While those things are exciting, I personally have gotten into trouble with them in the past, as I'm not capable of playing in such a way without becoming emotionally involved.

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Nah you won't get blasted. I understand what you're talking about. But she's got a man. He's just away. I guess it comes back to the ol discussion about whether its cheating or not. Everyones opinion is different.

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Webcamming not an option since I don't own one...also hesitant about the phone sex. Not sure I want to go there with someone else, and the Army listens to all phone calls between me and hubby, so that would be a little weird...

Going to the Lions Den tomorrow night (local sex shop)
Any recommendations?

I had a man too... it just doesn't work for me. I get way too involved, and take things far too literally.

Ain't it great that we're all unique?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

I recommend you take time to fully browse the store and see if anything grabs your attention. Look at the different sections... even if you say. 'I'm not into BDSM' there might just be an item in that section that would tickle your fancy. Of course I don't know if the Lions Den is set up that way.

Good luck!

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What about the airforce? lol..I used to have a boyfriend who was in the airforce and every night he called me from Saudi Arabia and we had phone sex. Much kinkier than I thought, now that you bring that up

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It's a BOY!!

Don't know about the AirForce...alls I know is he told me some shit on the phone one day that he wasn't supposed to and they cut us off.

It would be kinda kinky, but I don't know how it would work with me talking dirty in his ear and him in a barracks full of soldiers...

Here you go....

Guaranteed to stop that horny feeling!

LMAO That should do it. :grin:

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Geez....damn it! I liked being horny...thanks BIBI...<buzzkill> LOL!!!


LAW~ I'd suggest a nice thick vibe (mmmmm maybe with a curve at the tip for g-spot stimulation) and a small slender vibe or bullet. Deadly duo

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