/me jumps braless on the trampoline next door

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

(the lamp stays silent through sheer force of will and 'cause lamps don't talk.)
(if lamps could think, this lamp would be wondering when the stuff that we all know goes on in boys locker rooms will get started)

bownt chic-a bownt bownt

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

*waits for the obigatory towel snapping

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

/me still peeking thru the window is about to pee her pants from laughing at Lilith jumpin on the trampoline and laughing my ass off at the lamp that doesn't talk BUT knows how to spell bownt chic a bownt bownt!!!!

Okay, Wyndhy, you caught us. We're getting ready to turn on some Kenny G and talk about our feelings.

Either that, or watch the porno you gave a musical interlude too!

Hey guys come check out the TV channels!
We have about 47 ESPN channels!
All of the movies have car chases, gun fights, expolsions, boobies, or the three stooges! John Wayne and Clint Eastwood marathons!!!!!

No Toon Disney, no Lifetime, or Oprah anywhere!

This is freakin great.............


OOOOOhhhhh.....
We even have porn channels



Remotes for everyone!!!!!

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

/me shimmies up on the roof and changes the dish to face in the direction of only the chick channels

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


IT'S DR. PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

if lamps could think, the lamp would have thought lil meant chick porn.

__________________
Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

/me takes the staris up to the roof and snaps Lilith on the ass with a towel

*Strike that*

I'm smacking her ass with my hand!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

/me stops giggling and starts gettin' damp from watching the porn thru the window

PERFECT!

...right out of The Man Show!!!

BTW, I brought the cigars, men.

/giggles.......knowing that cigars could be lots of fun!

/me puts on her blue Gap dress

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas