bumpity bumpity bump bump .... ummmmm .... grind! love this thread, must have missed it the first time around!

MOST embarrassing?


The one I lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Next most embarrassing............. when I suddenly realized WHY she was slowly rubbing her cute little ass across my crotch as we danced!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

I guess I'll add mine.......

My junior year of high school, 2nd period geometry class, and I was in my JROTC uniform that required slacks.....so of course I get called to the front of the classroom to collect a test when something else is at full attention and no where to hide.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

in boys shower Hi skool gym class. an older boy just stared at me then pointed at his soft cock which was hanging down and was massively larger than my erect little boyness.

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

I the military, and one of the female drill sergeants saw one of my buttons hadn't stayed buttoned on my bdu pants. So she cut if off. Well I stood at attention. In more than one way. LOL

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

The one(s) I didn't get when I really, really wanted one.