We guys need our special alone time, too.

I'll start by furnishing the shack with a cooler, beanbag chairs, a 42" plasma TV, and an XBOX 360 with Madden and Grand Theft Auto.

A club house for the guys, huh?
Hot Damn!!!!!


I'll bring a platter of chicken wings and case of beer.
What time does the ball game start?

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

I'm leaving when the pants unbuckle!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Pants?

We gotta wear pants?















Just Kidding

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

*sneeks in and disguises herself as a not-so-furry lamp and stands in the corner*

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

/me unbuckles his pants and checks the lamp to see if it's one of those "touch lamps"


I'll be...it's turned on!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Oh this could be fun after a few tequila shots............ Clap On... Clap Off..... Hope this drives wyndhy WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

/me peaks thru the window checkin' out the boys ---ok, so I'm nosy!

(the lamp stays silent through sheer force of will and 'cause lamps don't talk.)
(if lamps could think, this lamp would be wondering when the stuff that we all know goes on in boys locker rooms will get started)

bownt chic-a bownt bownt

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

*waits for the obigatory towel snapping

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

/me still peeking thru the window is about to pee her pants from laughing at Lilith jumpin on the trampoline and laughing my ass off at the lamp that doesn't talk BUT knows how to spell bownt chic a bownt bownt!!!!

Okay, Wyndhy, you caught us. We're getting ready to turn on some Kenny G and talk about our feelings.

Either that, or watch the porno you gave a musical interlude too!

Hey guys come check out the TV channels!
We have about 47 ESPN channels!
All of the movies have car chases, gun fights, expolsions, boobies, or the three stooges! John Wayne and Clint Eastwood marathons!!!!!

No Toon Disney, no Lifetime, or Oprah anywhere!

This is freakin great.............


OOOOOhhhhh.....
We even have porn channels



Remotes for everyone!!!!!

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

/me shimmies up on the roof and changes the dish to face in the direction of only the chick channels

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


IT'S DR. PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd