Oh my gad!!!! just working on some documents at my job and came across an atty with last name "CUMMING" .... had to laugh .... have a really good friend whose last name is "LUSTY" we always watch for good matches to her name so if she could hyphenate her last name to his .... LUSTY-CUMMING has got to be one of the better combinations .... although there was also LUSTY-VIRGIN and LUSTY-LAY ...

Have you seen any SEXY sounding last names?

I knew a Peter Ness.

It was embarassing for his mail to Mr. P. Ness!

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Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.

I knew a man named Richard Head and yes his friends
did call him Dick.

I have also heard of a woman named Ruby Screws.

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Dunno about sexy, but I can name funny. I used to have a customer service job where part of what I did was answer e-mail. One guy we heard from went by his middle name of Donald, or more precisely, by Don. His last name was Granger. No problem, right? It was when he ran them together for his e-mail address, and instead of reading it as "don granger" I kept seeing it as "dong ranger". It was dongranger@some-domain-or-other; look at it and tell me what you see.

Then there was the message from Mr. Whanger....

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--the Indulgers, "In Like Flynn"

"It felt like Flynn."
--Master Control Program, Tron

"Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more."
--Eric Idle, "How to recognise different types of trees from quite a long way away", Monty Python's Flying Circus

Surely Smith or Jones - used in motels the world over. *LOL*

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Where I work we actually keep a file of the hilarious names we find. The funniest one I ran across was a woman who had a hyphenated name...it was Semen-Glasscock...another was Thong Dong (first and last)....oh...(lol) and Peter McWeeny....When ever we find one we fwd it to the keeper of file and every now and then get a good laugh looking them over. My huband went to school w/ a Rottenbush...could you imagine growing up with that one in high school???


Eliza

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"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

Jocelyn Balz.

A former customer ...
His name was Richard but everyone called him Dick.
Dick Stillhard.

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The Captain

Back in high school there was a Jennifer Dick in the graduating class right before mine....
Haven't seen/heard from her (or most of that class) since their graduation in June of '92.

OMG - I didn't think I'd be able to contribute to this thread, but memories of some of the names I ran across when I worked at the bank have come back to me....there were tons!

Call me infantile but I could never talk to Mrs Bottoms without giggling to myself, and there was also:

Mr and Mrs Bonor-Dick (yes honestly)

Mrs Moistlik

and

Mrs Twofanny (I'm not making this up!)

Personally, I liked some of the other non-rude ones too: Mr Money who was always broke, John Johnson (I mean, who would call their kid that?!) and tons of others I can't remember now......

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Fruit flies like a banana"

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