A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
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> So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
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> Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did.
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> When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member.' He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself.
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> He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.
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> "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
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> "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day!"

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hahahaha......

LOL, Irish. You've done it again!

LOL

TY Irish.

He's gonna feel drained soon!

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BTW, Irish,

You know how a farmer finds sheep in long grass?





























Absolutely marvellous, thank you.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Two Gallons. HA! That'd take me a year or two. Oops...

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

I don't care,how long it takes.I'm STILL enjoying the milking
machine. Irish

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LOL, I can see it now. Mrs W.I sitting next to him on a chair whilst he's stuck fast into the machine, and Mrs W.I getting horny and wanting some of it.

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

Ryan---It's easy to mix us up.W.I. is Wild Irish.I'm Irish.The only commonality,that I know of,is that we're both from Conn. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

OMG Irish !!!!!!!! I know a guy that this actually happened to. His dad owns a dairy here and this happend like 25 years ago. He stuck his pecker in there and it wouldn't let go. They heard him screaming for help and they had to shut the power down to release him. It was a big laugh in school. He to this day has the nickname of "milk".

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OMFG!!! ^^^ Now that is funny!!!!

Soz bud.

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

Irish,

Good one!

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So what was the problem?

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