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Some stories:

My Birthday

Squirming in the dark

That is too funny!! LOL

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Scorp,

Good one! Thank you.

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Eudaimonia

LMFAO nice one

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

it's cute but i feel guilty for laughing at that one

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck