((((IowaMan)))) ~~ sadly, with chronic illness there are peaks and troughs. I feel your pain.


What pissed me off? My boss showed up at work today. Breathing.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

stoooooopid drivers

It's only the 10th and I had to do the dishes already.

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Buy more paper plates!


Abner being a mean kitty. he got put in the porch for a bit.

I guess I should have said coffee cups and forks.

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When I looked in the sports page this morning I saw that I indeed wasn't dreaming and that Iowa had lost yet another game yesterday. So, instead of planning a holiday vacation to Florida or San Antonio it looks like if I want to go to their bowl game that I'd be headed for Detroit.

Being headed for Detroit would piss anybody off.

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....After all, it's too close to Ann Arbor. Of course, all those Wolverine flunkies will be making their pilrimage to Oho to get spanked next week...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

A telemarketer...

Being unable to find one pair of straight leg jeans. If I were a cowboy I'd wear boot cut.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Damned underarm infection flared up again, so it's another round of antibiotics & ibupropen again..

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Finally found an avatar that I wanted to try and use and I can't get the damn thing to look good.

For those who may be wondering what the hell it is supposed to be, it's an artist's rendering of Kinnick Stadium, where my beloved Iowa Hawkeyes play their home football games.

Oh well, I'll dick around with it for a little bit more or maybe just drop it altogether for now.

The bus driver who slammed on the brakes when she realized she wouldn't be able to speed through the red light, and caused me to skid down the aisle on my ass

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

/me kisses the booboo and slips the busdriver $20

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Hey! I thought you were gonna kiss the boo-boo, not LICK it!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney