Never have either, although I've offered them as gifts to my wife.

I've never had anyone other than my wife take nude pictures of me.

I've had at least two other people take them--guess that counts.

I've never had sex against the wall.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Yes. Very fun...forwards or backwards. :-)

I've never had sex with a stranger.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Not sure I'd do it again, but I don't regret having done it.

(And you're my wall hero!)

I've never had sex in a corn field, or any other field, for that matter.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I've never had a MFM sandwich.

Um...well...yeah. Yummy, too.

I've never slept with anyone I've worked with.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Can't say I have either.

I've never had someone ravage me.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Yep, been on the receiving end of that.

I've never really ravaged someone.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Only in my dreams.

I've never tied someone up before.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Only once.

I've never openly flirted with someone I just met with hopes of a continuation.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I've done it here only.

I've never hit someone with a pie in the face.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Nor have I.

I've never been with more than two women.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Neither have I.

I've never been forced to pleasure a woman.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Neither have I

I've never fulfilled any of my fantacies.

Nor have I.

I've never been pressured to make love.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours