A better question,would be,-Describe the few places,that you HAVEN'T masturbated? Irish

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Leaning against the washer when it was vibrating away on the spin cycle!!

however nothing tops the one on the news last week about the Federal judge in Oklahoma who got caught during a trial. He was using a pump under his robe that suddenly started started making a sloshing noise that drew the attention of the prosecutor, baliff and court reporter. They didn't report on the outcome (no pun intended) of the trial.

A few years ago I was attending a conference, and the woman chairing the conference was someone I have always fancied. I was sitting near the front of the hall and I had a really good view of her legs under the table. She has nice legs - the sort you can imagine wrapped round you, and I was imagining just that while I was supposed to be listening to the conference proceedings. I thought I was going to cum in my pants, but I maanged to last out till the coffee break, then I went to the gents' and stood at a urinal and when I took my cock out it was tingling so much I hardly had to wank it at all, it just squirted cum down the drain...

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Ummmm......

At work..... I'm a bad girl!!!LOL

On the phone, in the Target parking lot. I was talking to him on the phone and could not take it anymore and pulled over right there and then.

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I was in college, at my g/f's friend's apt, and she kissed me.

I figured I'd get in less trouble if I ran into her bathroom for a few minutes than if I stayed on her couch!

and someday, maybe I will too join the mile high club...hey - does it count if you're on a bed in Denver?

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Thought you guys might appreaciate this story....happened this afternoon....couldn't wait to get home to post it!!!

I joined a gym a couple of weeks ago and had my first session with a personal trainer today.....the girl that had been assigned to me called in sick so i got a substitute. He was this lil hard-body hottie and every time he'd show me a machine, he'd pull up the leg of his shorts or pull his shirt up to show me exactly what muscle group that machine would be working (yeah yeah yeah....this ol' pervert was thinkin' about which muscle group she'd like to work on...oh but i digress...). Anyways, after i left the gym, went and got some takeout and went to the park for a leisurely lunch. In the park there are a couple of great spots that overlook the river. Just as I was driving up to one of them....one of our frequent summer storms started....so I just settled in to eat my lunch and look out over the river. I noticed a pickup parked not too far ahead of me but wasn't really paying that much attention. Looked like just the driver in it.....that is until the girl sat up...she'd obviously had her head in his lap....she looked out the back window at me for a few seconds, smiled and then just went back down again.....sat there watching and could occasionally see her head bob up and back down.....i got so flippin turned on that i propped my foot on the dash and slipped my own hands in the cookie jar!.....after a bit, she finished, sat up, wiped her face with a tissue or sumpin, looked at me and smiled again.....about that time she must have realized what i was doing cause she said sumpin to the guy and he turned around and was looking......they just watched....was sooooo freakin hot knowing they were sorta watching but not really seeing anything, just that they knew.....when i finished, i sat there a few minutes having a smoke....and yes waiting to see what might happen next....they just smiled and waved....so i started up the van to come home....they both smiled and waved good-bye......so did i!!!!....i'm gonna have to go to the park more often for funch, uh er, i mean, lunch.

in works toilet while having a VERY steamy conversation logged into yahoo messenger on my mobile phone

In my work truck, on a backroad, on the phone with my favorite Pixie.

On top of a nuclear reactor. On the warhead of a nuclear missle.

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wow, that must've been fun

I think the weirdest place that I had masturbated was in the bus about a month ago. It was a public bus and the bus was reaching soon to the terminal station so the bus was quite empty. I just feel the sudden feeling that I am horny and just want to get myself there and then! And the worst part was... I only cummed when the bus stopped at the terminal station! Imagine how I ran down the bus...

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On my back in my office..feet up in the air over my head..I was on cam and the woman watching wanted to see me shoot my cum in my own mouth.

Damn that's hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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