But I'd like to get his personal opinion on this story:

http://www.mwci.net/readarticle.pl?D8FP9OV83.html

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Hey Geico, I mean Gecko. . Just my two cents worth. I'm not a lawyer but have been fucked over by them in two divorces. I think it is pretty clear from the article. The sheep was injured. If she was laying back in a teddy smoking that would be one thing but it is clear. He should be registered on the sheep fucker registry at the very least. I wonder if the farmer has AFLAC??

AFLAC?

That quacks me up.

Does that mean the cows are in danger too?

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No, that would be "Uddering".


I know, but someone had to say it.

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Haynes said he is not a violent person and would not assault children.

"The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did," he said. "But I should not be treated as a child molester."




The answer is simple if you stick to the facts.


How old was the sheep? If the sheep was young...yes, you should be treated as a child molester.

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

See, I *knew* I could count on you to get to the esential details of the case, WI! Thanks!

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Anytime!


The unanswered question is...how did the farmer discover that his sheep had been violated.


And is anyone else thinking of "Shephard's Pie"? lmfao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Good thing he didn't try to run or they would have got him for being on the lamb too.

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it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

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Oh that was so baaaaaaaaad!!









*cough* baaaaaaaad, get it? *wild snerking*


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roflmfaopmplolbbq!!!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I got the roflmfao but what's the pmplolbbq? Please 'splain dat to me Lucy!


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PissMyPantsLaughOutLoud.....Bar-B-Q

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Now this may explain the whole thing ...

You see, there were these two sheep herders flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

SH2: What about the sheep ?!?

SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!

SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

The guy just forgot to mention the part about the plane.

i just gagged a little.

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