Don't listen to that resident reptile. This is you not your fourth dozen birthday, it's the twenty seventh anniversary of your 21st birthday.

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Are gecko years the same as human years? Also, did Gordon serve gecko or human years?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

The proper question is "Are gecko years the same as PITA years"? And how many years does she get to get tail-whipped?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Happy (belated) Birthday!!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these