Please advice My girlfriend is not being able to reach orgasm, no matter how good I perfom. I have been reading dating personals tips but I have not been succesful. Instead of reading adult dating tips I would rather hear your advice

A real question, or a carefully concealed marketing ploy? Hmmm....I wonder.

I'd like to help someone practice getting a lady (me) to orgasm.......

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I have some advice.... don't come to our house advertising for some shady website.

Goodbye.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Ooo! Oooo! Pick me! Pick me!

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Eudaimonia