While waiting in line at the grocery store this weekend, I was glancing at the magazine rack when I saw a tabloid cover celebrating its annual "Best And Worst Bikini Bodies" list. I'm sad to know that, by this magazine's standards, my own body would surely earn a high ranking on the "worst" list.

And I'm fed up with the glorious season of summer being completely taken over by the ridiculous notion that you aren't allowed to enjoy it unless you look a certain way. I'm gonna lay down some heavy truth for you right now. Are you ready? Every body is a bikini body. Want to know how to get a "bikini body" in two minutes or less? You are allowed to wear a bikini this summer even if you haven't lost any weight to prepare for the momentous occasion. You are allowed to wear whatever makes you feel comfortable and confident, and any person, magazine, or diet plan that tells you otherwise is dead wrong. No matter what magazines try to tell you, the only person who will ever have Jessica Alba's legs is Jessica Alba. My best friend Katelyn is naturally tall and thin; I'm short and curvy. That's kind of beautiful, I think. There's power in knowing that. Stretch marks are also a completely natural occurrence that may result from any of the following very human experiences: gaining weight, losing weight, being pregnant, or teenage growth spurts. Flip through any tabloid magazine and you'll see a picture of someone in a bikini titled "How I Got My Body Back." Seriously, what does that even mean?

Whether you've gained weight, lost weight, had a baby, or been through a serious illness or injury, never disown your body. That picture was probably a product of frustration with the lack of body diversity in the media, and that's a very valid concern, but demonizing one body type isn't the way to drum up acceptance for another.

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I hope your summer is just like Bikini uk filled with surprises.

I hope your summer is filled with surprises.

Hi GC.... I agree with the thought that all bodies are beautiful because they are each different.

Welcome to Pixies GC. Good to see you jump in and post. And looking forward to many more.

I'd look ridiculous in a bikini. Just sayin.


And welcome to Pixies!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Yes, but WI you look equally funny in a sheep, but since when as that stopped you?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

A sheep in a bikini ?

Only if it shaved it's bikini line.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

or for the plus size lovers

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Them's some mighty fine looking sheep ya got there!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

OK, Lilith, it's a good thing I wasn't trying to eat or drink when I called up this thread.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Hey I know what my men like

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

That you do, sexy. That you do.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

gekko - i see what you meant about this thread

Welcome to Pixies, GC!

Lilith ~ Bwahahaha! Awesome!!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these