04-08-2005, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by WildIrish
I think Mrs. Claus would take a few pounds from the cookies over the side effects of raw broccoli any day!
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Ya know, I think you're right. Plus, Santa's never once complained about the cookies and Jack Daniels we leave out for him. For some reason, he's always been pretty generous with us, lol.
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04-08-2005, 03:54 PM
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pixie of the wood
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sure...get 'im all liquored up and he ends up giving you your stuff *and the neighbors stuff, stumbling back to the sled in a drunken haze and forgetting that he has 543987263875692325 more houses to visit. ya screwed the rest of us !   |
04-08-2005, 05:07 PM
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Made in England
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LOL...My 32 year old kid called me about this.
He is devastated beyond belief...thinks he needs to get some therapy after finding out he has gone down the wrong path in life with "Cookie".
Oh Oh...will there be lawsuits????LOL
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04-08-2005, 05:10 PM
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Well Hell! What'll the producers do next season? "Out" Bert & Ernie?
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04-08-2005, 05:24 PM
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They were going to have Bert or ernie die one time and I remember the out cry was unbelievable.
I, for one, will be mailing a package of cookies to:
Mr. C. Monster
123 Sesame Street
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04-08-2005, 07:40 PM
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pixie of the wood
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make sure they are they crumbly cardboard kind he likes |
04-08-2005, 08:40 PM
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Awesome on my Own
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My daughter LOVES it when i sing her the "C is for Cookie" song
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C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me!
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me!
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me!
Cookie cookie cookie starts with C!
now is~~~
C is for Cookie, that's in moderation for me!
C is for Cookie, that's in moderation for me!
C is for Cookie, that's in moderation for me!
Cookie Cookie Cookie, well, maybe not for me.........
Change is enevitable...just sucks when it happens to a childhood standard
*Lizz defiantly chows a cookie in Cookie Monster style*
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04-08-2005, 09:08 PM
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04-08-2005, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Lilith
He is a Monster fer fuck's sake. Some monsters eat people...I have always considered cookies a more healthy choice by comparison |
I like licking people..I consider that a healthy choice  |
04-09-2005, 04:03 PM
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It will turn out alright.They will just have to replace chocolate chip cookies with culliflower chip cookies.That's all.
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04-09-2005, 04:08 PM
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lakritze,
Good one! Cauliflower chip cookies! Love it! 
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04-09-2005, 10:38 PM
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Next thing you know they'll move Oscar into a Recycling Bin and send him to anger management classes.
Teaching kids about eating healthy is a good thing, but why no let Elmo do it? Or bring in a new character to teach it. Geeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz
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04-10-2005, 03:01 AM
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ok i now REFUSE to let my girl watch, cant they just give him a fuckin cookie made w splenda??!?!?!?!?!!!!
~nikki
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04-10-2005, 04:16 AM
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Just me.
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Originally Posted by Lilith
He is a Monster fer fuck's sake. Some monsters eat people...I have always considered cookies a more healthy choice by comparison |
Yeah ... at least for the people. |
04-11-2005, 10:44 PM
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With all due respect
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This isn't right. Cookie monster was happy eating cookies. They'll have to give him (it?) antidepressants just to compensate for the loss...
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