What could a lover say or do in the bedroom, in the midst of the action, to brings things to a screeching halt?

Are you in yet? (When I'm not only most definitely in, but fully extended as well)

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"Damn you are not any where near as tight as your sister"

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Are you about done?

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

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Funny this feels wayyyyyy better than that goat did.

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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Calling me any names I consider derogatory or demeaning, such as bitch, slut, or cunt. Humiliating me or being angry (or acting angry) w/me.

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Communication is the key.

Do you think we can hurry this up? I want to watch the weather.

Calling out someone else's name (especially an ex-wife's name)

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Is that it?

*POUND POUND POUND* at the door.

Though I guess the lover themselves wouldn't be doing that.

So how about: stopping to answer the phone.

how about when she points and giggles

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LOL - Every Saturday morning Cobalt's mother would call.. occasionally we would be errrrrrrrrrrrrummmmmmmmming... As it was pretty much necessary to answer the phone, as one time she came over (lived just down the street from us).

...........try continuing with Mom-In-Law on the phone....

(Although it was quite fun to see if Cobalt could continue talking without having a breathing problem - "What is wrong with you son... having a difficult time breathing?" )

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LOL Is my fave torture!!!!! I love to give him a blow job while he tries to stay cool on the phone with his mom.:lust:

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

lol..thats just cruel =)

True story... My ex wife and I were in the middle of things when the microwave started beeping... And she had to go and check it...

She'd loved the microwave more than me (sobs dramatically)

but hey that's why she's my ex....

I'm with the microwave now.....