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Old 04-08-2004, 11:43 AM
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Ode to Dr. Suess

OK, so it’s not an ode TO Dr. Suess, just a nod to his silly stories in the year of his 100th. (Sorry doc, but us deviants need a bedtime rhyme, too. And thanks for all the fun you’ve given my kids.) Hope you enjoy, it made me chuckle just writing it, or lol (meaning laugh out loud?) to all you vets.


Did you ever have the feeling there’s someone wackin and a-jackin… Or a cock inside you rockin’…
Or a dick somewhere to lick?
Sometimes I feel quite certain there’s someone jerkin’ ‘hind the curtain. Sometimes I get the urge for nipple-flickin’ while I’m whippin’.
And that vamp who uses amps, she is really quite a tramp.
That’s the kind of place I live in.
There is a cock that likes to rock.
And a clit all slimed with spit.
And that ass is makin’ passes right before my big wide eyes. I just love it when it’s pressed up, nice-n-cozy, ‘gainst my thighs.
I like the holes all filled with poles.
And some cum upon my bum.
All those pervertin and a-flirtin, they’re great fun to have about.
I can tell you, very truly, that these things can make me shout.
And that shlong that’s one foot long, I love to watch it pulling out.
But that hussy who is fussy, HER I could do without.
The only one I’m really scared of is that prick that cums too quick.
But it makes my nipples quiver when the vibrator starts to shiver.
There’s those titties, nice-n-jiggly
And the tushy that is cushy
And the randy who are handy
And the dildo on my pillow.
I don’t care if you believe it,
That’s the kind of place I live in
And I hope I never leave it.
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:38 PM
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Mmmmmmm, tell me more about the tushy that is cushy...

Well done wyndhy! :d
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Old 04-08-2004, 02:00 PM
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I want to see the illustrations that go with that.
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Old 04-08-2004, 03:15 PM
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pictures--are you kidding. i just figured out how to create my avatar. and what fun i had drooling...i mean looking, too. it was hard to choose though, i may change it. there was this one showing a nice, about to be penatrated ass and i adore the anal. yikes!
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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose
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