but i wanted ... nae! i needed to feel those streaming jets of hot cum so badly i just didn’t care. neither did he apparently. ahhhh, sweet impetuous passion.

when the fog cleared, i ran to the bathroom to pee the little fuckers right out of viability and with a huge grin say “that was totally worth it.”


right when he says, with a huge grin, “at least we have a fourth bedroom “

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

So did you:

1) slap him after he said that

2) jump back on him and do it again

3) push his head down there and have him clean out any of the little buggers who survived the bathroom trip


I'm sort of hoping there's more fog clearing at your place right now.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

none of the above. i thought how perfect we are for each other sometimes.



tell me something irresponsible you guys have done in the heat of the moment.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Shit, where do I start?

Once, this drunken busty blonde woman I was talking to pulled me into the girls' bathroom of a bar I was in and I furiously yanked her top up and sucked her tits. God, that was hot!

I also kissed and groped a coworker when we were both drunk after a nite out after work. It was like, I knew what we were doing but something else was controlling me.

I finger fucked a girl in an all-glass fronted, sidewalk view ATM lobby of a bank one night. She came so hard that time.

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Had sex in Summer's bathroom

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I went into the woman's changeroom to watch my wife try on some new clothes. She rarely wears a bra, so I started sucking her tits between outfits. I pulled out my cock and jerked it until I squirted all over the floor. Then used one of the dresses that didn't fit to wipe off my cock.

I was up on the roof, cleaning the gutters, and when Mrs. WI opened her shirt & showed me her ...well, I couldn't help myself.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

psst...wildi...i think that was a failed assassination attempt.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

About 16 yrs ago my then fiance and I went to her parent's place for the weekend. She was taking a bath and I decided I'd join her. Somehow I didn't lock the bathroom door (or apparently shut it very well either) and the dog heard the splashing and decided she'd come in and start barking. We heard my fiance's mom coming towards the bathroom yelling at the dog so I jumped out of the tub and threw on a towel and acted like I had just finished shaving.

Her mom bought it but a little bit later she came into the kitchen where I was having a cup of coffee and said, "This fell off of you in the hall when you left the bathroom a bit ago." It was one of those little rubbery butterfly things that you put on the bottom of the tub to help you keep from slipping. I guess it had been stuck to my knee and I didn't know it.

Probably would've been better off if we'd just have waited to get to my place a couple of hours later. Would've saved a bit of embarrassment anyway.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

It wasn't 16, it was 18 yrs. ago.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Pixies is going to need a bigger server.

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For sure...I was shooting at her but she didn't fall down.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Hahaha..........


And for me........... I was taking my sweet time rocking in and out of her once to prolong her multiple orgasms and ended up slipping out of the condom and when I got hard again ended up pushing it in her more.... it was fun fishing it out!!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

I don't think it was an assassination attempt, WI. After all, it was her she showed you, and not a .

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Wyndhy, I was taking a nap one afternoon many years ago, when (then) hubby came home early. Child 3 was born 9 months later.

I was on a very relaxing weekend trip, having an especially good (and irresponsible) time on a chair... child 5 was born 8 months later (she was 4 weeks early)

Child 6 was conceived and I never figured out how the little swimmers reached their mark.

I have since had my tubes tied!


Hmmm... irresponsible, let me think... nope, not me, lol.

Probably giving Denny a blowjob on the living room couch while 2 kids were in other rooms was a little risky. And then there was the night several months ago when my daughter knocked on our door and asked us to please be quiet because she was trying to sleep. Maybe it wasn't irresponsible, but it was embarassing! Ooops. And then there was the time a few weeks ago when we forgot to shut our door and my son got an eyeful

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~