to get your wife a Thigh Master for Christmas....



Got any ideas on things NOT to give this season????

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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never buy new doorknobs for the doors in you home as a gift.
It just doesn't cut it!

fine! Now I will have to go return them!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I'm sure someone out there would appreciate a few new knobs for the holidays.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

dieting books LOL

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

A nice new vacuum cleaner

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

My mom bought me a vaccum cleaner the Christmas before last - that's cool

I'm asking for new windshield wipers for Christmas so I'm a geek that way, I guess.

The thighmaster wouldn't be a good plan, I don't think, though

lol there's always one............and it's usually Steph! love ya really babe!

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

Personal improvement products are not high on my list... lol

I actually don't mind getting appliances and such.... as long as they make my life easier, I am for it!!!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

gym membership

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Can I be your thighmaster Steph?

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Tires for the car, although needed, are NOT good Christmas gifts!!

Anything that is an awnser to-"Do these make me look fat?"(Trick
Question)In other words,ALMOST anything-clothes wise.The only
safe present,is perfume or jewelry,which naccesitates independant wealth. Irish
P.S.The REAL awnser is-"No your're fat anyway!"Luckily that doesn't apply to my wife or daughters,because I am,brutaly,honest!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Year 2000! I was opening gifts and hubby was opening his......we give one and get one.....

I got motor oil, a fuel filter, and oil filter.....oh......and..........





















a diamond ring that put me into shock!
















I was dressed as "Mabel Bomgartner" (a ficticious character I made up to describe my frumpy Christmas morning look).......and he proceeded to give me oil! Seemed perfect to me when I looked down at my attire!

But then......he scared me as he slid across the floor on one knee and presented me with a black velvet box! I screamed!

This is not to say that this is a gift NOT to give............just that I would have appreciated the oil and filters more if the diamond hadn't of blinded me! LOL!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Surely a vacuum cleaner is fun for festive fucking?

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